Are you a progressive democrat regretting all your hard work in the 2008 campaign? Angry that Obama betrayed the left from Iraq to marijuana reform to torture photos and transparency? If so, it's time to imagine a candidate that will go in raw and tell his right wing detractos to hate him now instead spewing a bunch of garbage about compromise and bipartisanship; to imagine the first black president, for real.
It's time for Nas.
The Platform: God's Son Speaks Out
On Drug Laws
"Imagine smokin' weed in the streets without cops harrassing..."
Instead of misleading our bong toting citizens with a bunch of campaign talk all like "of course I inhaled", Nas promises to put his Philly where his mouth is and legalize the blunts. Finally, imagine a president who gets it, who blows "trees for breakfast."
On Prison Reform
"I'd open every cell in Attica, send 'em to Africa."
With one brave stroke, President Nas will simultaneously solve the problems of American prison overcrowding, and African underpopulation.
On The Economy
"Gimme one shot, I'll turn trife life to lavish..."
Instead of falling short with a boring stimulus bill full of highways, biways, and pork projects, Nas will send people to work putting together benz stretches. With Nastradumus at the helm, it won't be long before all Americans are tricking six digits on kicks and still holdin'
On Guantanamo Detainess
"Political prisoners set free, stress free, no work release purple M3's and jet-ski's."
If the notion of terrorists detainees set free makes you uncomfortable, just remember that President Nas has promised purple (BMW) M3's and jet-ski's in the same sentence.
On Women's Rights
"It sound foul, but every girl I meet will go downtown"
Controversial, but he should win Clinton supporters with this stance.
On Family Values
"More conscious of the way we raise our daughters."
See also, Women's Rights
On Housing & Urban Development
"The Villa house is for the crew, how we do."
On Transparency
"Open they eyes to the lies history's told foul"
No more hidden memos, deceptions or lies. President Nas invited you to imagine law with no undercovers.
On Culture
"Imagine everybody flashing, fashion
Designer clothes, lacing your click up with diamond vogues"
Forger Michelle and all her frumpy mom sweaters from J Crew. America's first real black president has style. Read Nas' lips: "And when I dress, it's nothing less than Guess."
On Diplomacy
"Trips to Paris, I civilized every savage"
On Race Relations
"The way to be, paradise like relaxing black, latino and anglo-saxon
Armani exchange the reins
Cash, Lost Tribe of Shabazz, free at last
Brand new whips to crash then we laugh in the iller path"
On The American Dream
"Cause you could have all the chips, be poor or rich
Still nobody want a nigga having shit
If I ruled the world and everything in it, sky's the limit
I push a Q-45 Infinit"
No more disowning the truthtellers, the Rev. Wrights. President Nas tells it like it is.
On Political Appointments
"I make Coretta Scott-King mayor the cities and reverse themes to Willies"
Forget tired old appointments like Leon Pannetta and that player hate Tim Geithner, let's get Coretta Scott-King in the house.
Of course, Pres. Nas would also have members of the Wu-Tang Clan in his cabinet.
Heard Enough? If not, check out Illmatic. But don't wait too long, it's time to get this campaign underway.
"Better find out before your time's out, what the fuck??"
NAS 2012"Imagine that, if you(r vote) could be mine, we'd both shine."
"I love em love em baby..."
